Ok, so I lied about updating...

But I'll change, I promise!
Seriously though, I forgot about this blog for a while (At least no one read it in the mean time... um... yay?) but I now feel commited about writing a new entry, so here you go!

But now... what will I talk about!? What about the world's smallest taco?

Yeah, the whole table erupted in laughter when the waiter brought this to me. Pictures don't really do it justice but it's about the same size as a Mrs. Fields cookie

Yeah, I was pretty dumbstruck when I saw it, I mean, come on! What the hell type of taco is this? Sure, it cost me 5 whole pesos ('bout 50 Cents or a months salary for me) to buy this Bonsai taco, but I only bought one because I thought one would be enough!

I fear a world with nothing but small tacos like this... it is a sad world for the taco kin and humanity alike.

Oh well, next time I'll know better than to wander into a taco stand at 3 AM expecting normal sized tacos. It was my punishment for not ordering the fajitas.

And so a new blog begins

Howdy!
My name is Nathan Graves and I felt like making a blog. So many people make such fanta-fucking-hilarious or interesting blogs that I just needed to do one myself.

What will the subject of said blog be? Beats me, I just wanted to write. I think I'll be posting mostly about everything. Interesting shit that happens in my life or films I like, Recipes I have, ideas that cross my mind, rants against Hitler, and whatever nonsense I can think off.

But why start with such a cliched and boring introduction? Let's start with the newest word in mouth which is Barack Obamas Pure "left wing" evil joke about the Special Olympics.



Okay, he is the president and that type of joke shouldn't have been said at all, but goddamit people, he's human not a damn machine.

Palin had to state her thoughts on the situation since her 11-month old eating and pooping machine has Down Syndrome:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/sarahpalin/5025638/Sarah-Palin-Barack-Obamas-Special-Olympics-gaffe-on-Leno-was-degrading.html

"Before the taped interview had even aired, the president telephoned the Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver from Air Force One to apologize and invite some of the association's bowlers to the White House to show him how it was done".

-If you ever want to apologize to someone, invite them to your expensive mansion and give them expensive booze!

Still, this is not news that will make republicans go coup d’État on Obamas' ass, but hey, nothing is funnier than the world's most powerful person making fun of the world's unfortunate people.